supertelle:

Yes, definitely for the plot.

(via bulletben)

dirtytalked:

this is my favourite part

(Source: alphanow, via where-confusion-is-a-crime)

asian:

gaylexandra:

gemiblu:

“why is that dog wearing glasses”

“because his insurance wouldn’t pay for contacts”

jessie look what just fucking came up on my dashboard 26k notes im so mad at you

OH MY GODDDD

(via where-confusion-is-a-crime)

(Source: fadeintosleep, via yourlovemakesmelosecontrol)

justagirldemi:

whereisthewhimsy:

alwaysdisneybound:

AWWWWW

This is just too cute it hurts

girl has more game the i will ever have

(via where-confusion-is-a-crime)

Th3 Sultan

(Source: r-downeyy, via where-confusion-is-a-crime)

I wore shorts for the first time in 4 years (I always wear pants) on Sunday. I’m still recovering.

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

(via where-confusion-is-a-crime)

anus:

woah there let’s take it easy

(via where-confusion-is-a-crime)

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

(via ifightmywarswithfingerguns)